The Johnny Depp Song

di Amy Anne

johnny depp, you are deep
i like to watch you when sleep
and smell the shirt in which you slept
johnny depp

johnny depp, you are hip
i like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissorhair
johnny bear

you got tattoos. one said 'winona', i know.
but you broke up with her
and now it just says 'wino' (why, no!/ w(h)y no!)

johnny depp, you are cruel
you're the harbinger of drool
mow my lawn with that shirt
johnny dirt

john a john b john c john d john-eeeeeeee

you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists
i'm not a waif
but i could love you more than you would probably deserve

joh-nny depp, you're the bomb!
if you come to meet my mom,
i'd cry a single salty tear, johnny dear
john a john b john c john d john-eeeeeeee